To those who occasionally cast a roving eye over this Journal, it would seem that I have been in a period of limbo for the past month. Last time we spoke I was sitting in a Wise training session in Sydney pondering over the subtle complexity of component tables and other such drivel.

Let me bring you up to speed. I've taken the family to Byron, where I attempted to learn to surf. It seems from recollection however, that it was more along the lines of 'learning to cling to the bottom of a surfboard whilst being dragged along in the undertow'. But the first description is certainly a little more flattering. Connor and Piper had a fantastic time, and the trip culminated in them getting to see whales and dolphins playing together in the ocean.

I sold the Audi to Richard about 3 weeks ago, due to the fact that 2 children with inordinately long legs don't seem to fit too well in the back, and I suspect I would have a hard time proving to a vehicle manufacturer that this was a major contributing factor to the diminutive stature of my children in order to procure some form of compensation.

I wish Rich all the best with the car, whatever he decides to do to it (with the exception of 20" chrome spinners, a hydraulic suspension kit or anything that raises the 'bling' factor beyond the vehicle's normal capability).

Poker has been a bit thin on the ground lately, but slightly bolstered by the fact that I now have cable, and can watch the ESPN WSOP tournaments on Tuesday. I may not be a smart man, but I know what I like.

The last poker day was a complete fiasco for me. Some may say it was about time (yes, I'm looking at you Seb!), but I think I tend to agree. I hadn't lost in a while, so perhaps I needed to be reminded of the fact that I'm so far from being a reasonable player it's not funny. Suffice to say though, I've been perusing some very interesting articles on the nuances of 'telling' (no explanation is necessary for those Pokerphiles amongst us), and will be adopting a new approach next time we play. I believe the term is "changing it up". Caveat Emptor boys. Caveat Emptor.

More updates to come shortly...